This Cake is a Giant Chocolate Cinnamon Roll

Mozzarella sticks. Onion rings. Fully-loaded nachos. Milkshakes. Pluto-sized Levain chocolate chip cookies. Anthony Myint's French Toast Crunch. Doughnuts. Chocolate babka.

These are all are foods that make me supremely frustrated.

Because no matter how badly I want to eat them—how very badly—it's hard to find an appropriate time. They're too all-consuming to be side dishes (if I order mozzarella sticks, I might as well ask them to wrap up the pizza before bringing it to the table); too large, after a normal-sized meal, to be desserts; and too sweet to be breakfasts (that's right: I said it!).

Have it between meals and you might not be hungry when it's time for dinner. Have it for a meal and you might find yourself munching on baby carrots at 4 P.M. The best solution is to find a friend to share with you, but even once you've carved out time to eat the food (let alone make it) and paid asked a friend to help you, the experience will be more like an obligatory coffee with the person who's been emailing you for weeks than a joyful reunion with a long-distance boyfriend.

 

Photo by James Ransom

Cinnamon rolls fit all the criteria of a maddening food. They're too sweet and messy and, if you're making them from scratch, time-consuming for a run-of-the-mill breakfast. They do not qualify as a "light snack." They are probably not what you're looking for after a heavy meal and yet they aren't elegant enough to cap off a light one.

But the solution is surely not to give up.

To find the time (and stomach-room) to eat cinnamon rolls, you must transform them into a full-fledged sweet. Rescue them from the no man's land between breakfast and dessert and drop them squarely into the SUGAR category. Make them gaudy and sophisticated enough for a dinner party. Prepare them in a way so that each person can have exactly however much he or she wants. Turn cinnamon rolls into cake.

 

Photo by James Ransom

In this recipe, a chocolate yeast dough (emboldened with cocoa powder and chocolate chunks) is spread with butter, sugar, and bits of almond paste and additional chocolate. It's then curled around itself into a hypnotic spiral that bakes into a tall cake with the lift and fluff of a cinnamon roll. A cream cheese glaze adds tang; sugared almonds, crunch.

Of course you could make these into individual rolls, but cake offers a clearer direction. Because you (and your holiday guests) know exactly when they should have a piece of cake—and they'll always have room.

Chocolate-Almond Giant Cinnamon Bun Cake

Makes one 10-inch cake

For the dough:

• 1 cup whole milk
• 4 1/2 teaspoons active dry or instant yeast
• 1 stick unsalted butter, softened
• 1/2 cup plus 1 pinch granulated sugar
• 1 teaspoon salt, plus more for seasoning
• 2 large eggs
• 2 cups all-purpose flour
• 1/4 cup Dutch-processed cocoa powder
• 2 ounces finely chopped bittersweet or dark chocolate

For the assembly and the optional icing:

• 1 stick unsalted butter, softened
• 1/2 cup packed brown sugar
• 1 tablespoon cinnamon
• 1 1/4 teaspoons almond extract, divided
• 3 1/2 ounces (1/2 tube) almond paste, chopped finely
• 2 ounces finely chopped bittersweet or dark chocolate
• 4 ounces cream cheese, room temperature
• 1/2 cup confectioners' sugar
• 1 pinch salt
• 3 tablespoons milk, plus more as needed
• 1/3 cup sliced almonds
• 2 tablespoons granulated sugar

 

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